how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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