He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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