Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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