Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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