People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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