You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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