i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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