Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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