yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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