Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Two words: nipple clamps
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