it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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