Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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