Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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