He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I got chris browned last night
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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