But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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