I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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