Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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