I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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