Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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