she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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