but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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