He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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