So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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