I just saw a hot homeless man
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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