Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
