Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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