Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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