question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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