I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So much Jack, so little girl.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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