id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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