if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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