beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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