why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Randomize
