i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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