Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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