Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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