Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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