i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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