I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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