you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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