it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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