I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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