Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i love accidental penises.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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