she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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