He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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