Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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