i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had to cum in my sink.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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