My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
