with your own penis?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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