when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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