what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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