we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think i got beer on your cat.
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