At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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