Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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