a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
try to milk me bitch
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